I will survive

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Thinking I'd be kidnapped gagged & tied & likely fried
Then I saw those mustard shirts, of G4S meet&greet
Was whisked off by Dispatch driving down Port Moresby's streets

To the CP, My new possie
Then to Induction I must go but first I'll take my Malerone
So I call for Charlie Base, it's Juliette eight three
There's guards & dogs & TAFs & logs it's high security

It's LNG, in PNG
There's Defense House Credit Corp and don't fortget that B&D
We're the Social Programmes team, and our work has life
We're here to make a difference, we're the ones to calm the strife
In PNG

(Acknowledgements to Kiara and our gleefilled nights on POM balcony)